Bizarre spam

I don't know why, but today I decided to actually look at the contents of my spam mail, and came across a bizarre offer of a puppy. That's right, a puppy. It is such a strange concept that I thought I'd share the message with you. Here's the text of the message:

How are you today, My name is Esther Brown I am a consultant

gynecologist surgeon and oncologist doctor, I work for different

prominent hospital, me and my husband are giving out this little puppy

for free (Adoption),This little girl weighs 1.3Lbs at 9 weeks old &

should be 3Lbs when full grown only. She is very friendly with children

she fit in both Palms of your hands. She is AKC/CERF registered puppy

.Adorable and sociable with great Personalities and very good

bloodlines. She is vet-checked, up to date on shots and deforming, and

is health is guaranteed. Recently checked by a licensed Vet Doctor for

heart, knees, skin, correct bite, and eyes. Bottom and straight sides

and tender, she is A.K.C and CERF registered and shots are given up to

date. She will come along with Travel crate, AKC/CERF Registered

Papers, Toys and Food and Birth Certificate, I resided in the state

with my husband but after my son's death me and my husband moved to

Africa due  to our work and we have the puppy

Thanks,Esther Brown.

Unfortunately, I don't live in Africa, so any animals would have to be mailed to me personally. Esther is way ahead of me on that one, though, as the puppy "will come along with a Travel crate". Let's hope that the crate is small, to save on postage.

Thanks, but no thanks.